Christian Football Picks
It's been three years since I did the regular Christian Football Picks. Back in the 2005 season our picks went 29-15. Christian football picks is based on the premise that God will elevate the team that deserves His favor.
First we have the Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals have one thing for them, some church officials are indeed called Cardinals, this has to be good. They also have Kurt Warner, who, if you hadn't heard, every Christian in the world is desperate to point out is a Christian. God does like winners.
However, Arizona has some things on the negative side as well, all closely related to their positives. Cardinals are Catholic church officials and it's debatable that God likes Cardinals that much (if they were that great they wouldn't be cardinals, they'd be pope). Also, if Kurt Warner is indeed a believer, expect him to have to endure persecution and trial.
Then we have the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers represent industrialization and the raping of God's green earth. All good things. It's only through industrialization that we're able to send Joel Osteen messages to all corners of the earth. On top of that Ben Roethlisberger, lined up against Warner's pristine testimony, is nothing more than a drunken slob heathen.
These are the kind of guys God likes to bless.
It has been decreed from eternity past:
Pittsburgh 32
Arizona 24
First we have the Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals have one thing for them, some church officials are indeed called Cardinals, this has to be good. They also have Kurt Warner, who, if you hadn't heard, every Christian in the world is desperate to point out is a Christian. God does like winners.
However, Arizona has some things on the negative side as well, all closely related to their positives. Cardinals are Catholic church officials and it's debatable that God likes Cardinals that much (if they were that great they wouldn't be cardinals, they'd be pope). Also, if Kurt Warner is indeed a believer, expect him to have to endure persecution and trial.
Then we have the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers represent industrialization and the raping of God's green earth. All good things. It's only through industrialization that we're able to send Joel Osteen messages to all corners of the earth. On top of that Ben Roethlisberger, lined up against Warner's pristine testimony, is nothing more than a drunken slob heathen.
These are the kind of guys God likes to bless.
It has been decreed from eternity past:
Pittsburgh 32
Arizona 24
posted by jeff at
1:32 PM
1 Comments:
Dude, that's G.
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